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shubbabang:

beachbabes.avi

shubbabang:

beachbabes.avi

becomeimp:

pir8crabs:

Why does nobody ever talk about the carapaces that aren’t pawns, queens, or kings?

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(Source: marc-jcubs)

solluxcaptor:

WOAAH I LOVE ALL THESE SO MUCH WOW?? PERFECT WOW WOAH THOSE ERIDANS

(Source: paperseverywhere)

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

darkness, cold and death all the things i love

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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cafemusaiin:

in honor of the revival of early-2000s internet culture, i’d like to suggest

  • introducing “pwn” back into our collective vocabularies
  • posting old limewired songs that have inserts of bill clinton saying “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”
  • MIDI files for autoplay, featuring hit songs like Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life” and Linkin Park’s “In The End”
  • neopets forum wars
  • those e-cards with weird 3D gifs like this
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(Source: striders)

griffmstr:

kenais:

if you’re attracted to animated characters clap your hands

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annamariajung:

"Hagrid’s Home for Magical Creatures" by Anna-Maria Jung

annamariajung:

"Hagrid’s Home for Magical Creatures" by Anna-Maria Jung

heliolisk:

this makes me so happy

(Source: shybairnsget-nowt)

Reblog if you read Homestuck

zzzzzzzo:

I’m not gonna follow you or anything, this is just to find out if you’re a HUGE NERD.

relevantbubble:

potatoeing:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

australians laughing maniacly 

It gets this hot in my house sometimes because my dad doesn’t turn on the air.

its not the heat thats bad its the humidity

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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Go The F--k To Sleep
Samuel L. Jackson

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

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I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

(Source: mf-zed)

sashwrin:

Minimalist Game posters

(Source: isaac-volpe.deviantart.com)

Where No One Goes
Jónsi

crunchyshrimp:

Jónsi- Where No One Goes

Music from How To Train Your Dragon 2